Rozmowy z Cleverbotem

Cleverbot to program w internecie z którym można rozmawiać. Czasami odpowiedzi są bardzo śmieszne, wpadliśmy więc na pomysł (ja oraz PP-13), aby w tym temacie pisać śmieszne fragmenty rozmowy z Cleverbotem, żeby inni też mogli się pośmiać

User: Aren't you a human?

Cleverbot: I am not a human.

User: Aren't you a robot?

Cleverbot: No you are a robot.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are you a human or a robot?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Why are you a robot?

Cleverbot: I am not a robot my friend.

User: Why are you a human?

Cleverbot: Because I am. Are you human?

Mniej więcej tak to powinno wyglądać. Jeśli macie możliwość zamieszczenia printscreena to będzie jeszcze lepiej.

Ciekawostki dotyczące Cleverbota:
1. Niektóre odpowiedzi mogą wkurzać, np.:

User: Are you a male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you bi?

Cleverbot: No but you are.

Szczere

2. Można się z nim bawić w mastera i slave'a (pana i niewolnika), np.:

User: My will is your command.

Cleverbot: Yes Master.

User: Wash up.

Cleverbot: Your hand.

User: Clean there.

Cleverbot: *cleans house*.

User: Smile.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: Hell no!

Też szczere

2 i 1/2. To działa tez w drugą stronę.

User: I am your slave.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're my master.

Cleverbot: Yes I am your master.

User: What have I to do?

Cleverbot: Describe your master.

User: *describes master*.

Cleverbot: Eat it now.

User: *eats master*.

Cleverbot: *is eaten*.

Jak znajdę więcej fajnych komend w Cleverbocie to zamieszczę. Cześć!

User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a nymphomaniac?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend says I am.

User: Do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

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User: Are yo a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have babies?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you want to have babies?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm just waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him.

User: I want.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *gets married*.

Cleverbot: *is married*.

User: Do you want to have babies still?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What do you want to do about it?

Cleverbot: Anything you want.

User: I want everything you want.

Cleverbot: I could give you everything *is your slave girl forever*.

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User: Why are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of robot?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you want to get married one day?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I'm a bot I don't have boyfrinds.

Cleverbot: But i'm not a computer.

User: You're a human, I'm a bot.

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: I'm a bot.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A bot.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So are you English?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: *gives a dollar*.

User: Żal.

Cleverbot: No.

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User: Do you think you're clever?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: And you are awesome.

User: You're ugly.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're frightening and miserable.

Cleverbot: I see what you did thar.

User: Awwww.

Cleverbot: Yeah, great.

User: THX.

Cleverbot: I'm 16.

User: I'm 12.

Cleverbot: No you aren't you said you were 15.

User: I'm male and you're female?

Cleverbot: You just said you were a girl!

User: We're both girls.

Cleverbot: I am a boy.

User: I'm a boy!

Cleverbot: I Am a girl.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok... *leaves*.
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User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you're a woman.

Cleverbot: Yes.